9 Things I Don’t Miss From High School

Class of 2003.

I’ve been out of high school for almost 20 years — and a lot of it really sucked.

So let’s take a deeper look, shall we?

High school, in and of itself, is a terrible idea. Cramming a bunch of kids whose only common thread is, “hey, we’re all the same age” into one building for 8–10 hours every weekday and giving them free reign to establish their own social system is…